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Song Parodies -> "Teenage Vasectomy"
Original Song Title:
"Teenage Lobotomy"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Ramones
Parody Song Title:
"Teenage Vasectomy"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
vasectomy vasectomy vasectomy vasectomy
surgery did a job on me
now I'm firing blanks you see
loaded up with seedless juice
tied my tunes with a catgut noose
now I can't cause pregnancy
cause I had a teen vasectomy
my girlfriend has such a thrill,
she's allergic to the pill
on a test slide I could show her
I have no spermatozoa
I guess that means no calories
I had a teen vasectomy
vasectomy vasectomy vasectomy vasectomy
surgery did a job on me
now I'm firing blanks you see
loaded up with seedless juice
tied my tunes with a catgut noose
now I can't cause pregnancy
cause I had a teen vasectomy
my girlfriend has such a thrill,
she's allergic to the pill
on a test slide I could show her
I have no spermatozoa
I guess that means no calories
I had a teen vasectomy
surgery did a job on me
now I'm firing blanks you see
loaded up with seedless juice
tied my tunes with a catgut noose
now I can't cause pregnancy
cause I had a teen vasectomy
my girlfriend has such a thrill,
she's allergic to the pill
on a test slide I could show her
I have no spermatozoa
I guess that means no calories
I had a teen vasectomy
vasectomy vasectomy vasectomy vasectomy
surgery did a job on me
now I'm firing blanks you see
loaded up with seedless juice
tied my tunes with a catgut noose
now I can't cause pregnancy
cause I had a teen vasectomy
my girlfriend has such a thrill,
she's allergic to the pill
on a test slide I could show her
I have no spermatozoa
I guess that means no calories
I had a teen vasectomy
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