Twenty twenty twenty more whinings to go...
I wanna be elitist
No frats I'd join,
No clubs I would go,
I wanna be elitist
Just check out my new blog where
I rant bout politics
I think I'm such a genius
I'm bound to make you sick
I am so antisocial
I never hit on chicks
Oh no no no no no

Twenty twenty twenty more art shows to go
I wanna be elitist
No meals at Wendy's, or Domino's
I wanna be elitist
Just throw away the red meat
And give me some romaine
Worry worry worry
Eating meat's inhumane
I must be metrosexual
And more often complain
Oh no no no no no

Twenty twenty twenty more novels to go
I wanna be elitist
No Stephen King, no bestsellers, no
I wanna be elitist
Just throw away my CDs
like Blink-182
No room for Matchbox 20,
No Jimmy Eat World too
I can't listen to mainstream, for only goth will do
Oh no no no no no

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I wanna be elitist
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I wanna be elitist
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I wanna be elitist
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I wanna be elitist