Song Parodies -> "Can't Stand No Clothes On Me"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Stand So Close To Me"

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Original Performer:

"Can't Stand No Clothes On Me"

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The Lyrics

my body's...not perfect...for naked fantasies
i want to...so badly...i'm into nudity
inside me...there's longing...bareness is all the rage
undressing...i've no clothes now...not bad for middle age

can't stand...can't stand no...can't stand no clothes on me
can't stand...can't stand no...can't stand no clothes on me

my friend is...so jealous...cause she's not ready yet
sometimes...its not so easy...to show your silhouette
temptation...elation...unclad, with joy, she cries
she don't stop...paradin'...she's glad she finally tried

can't stand...can't stand no...can't stand no clothes on me
can't stand...can't stand no...can't stand no clothes on me

we're nude...in the bedroom...that's when my wife drops by
strong words...a dark cloud looms...the accusations fly
its no use...she's seen her...and she is so pissed off
though, we're not...romantic...she's sure that we have boffed

can't stand...can't stand no...can't stand no clothes on me
can't stand...can't stand no...can't stand no clothes on me

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Kristof Robertson - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment

Bloody genius!!! 555

2nz - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment

Well done Alvin Rd. Overall very good, but the last two lines seem a little weak in comparison to the others.

Adagio - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment

A good parody, alvin. 5's

alvin rhodes - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment

i did NOT write the item above.....by the way, the song DID come out in the 70s....but who really cares....please don't use my name if you're not me...and you abviously are not.....thanks

Laurence Dunne - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment

I called your wife Alvin, she says the divorce papers are in the mail....

Johnny D - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment

I couldn't bare to pass this one up! 5's

alvin rhodes - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment

the divorce papers were in the mail in 92, actually...hee hee hee.. thank you for the votes, laurence and johnny

Jeff Reuben - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment

This was good. I wasn't blown away, but it was a good parody. Pacing was pretty much perfect.

alvin rhodes - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment

thanks jeff

Paul Robinson - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment

Alvin - good job. I saw a comment above that you didn't write something but that must have been a comment that has since been removed. confused me for a few minutes (not that hard to do these days). 5's

alvin rhodes - May 11, 2004 - Report this comment

oh, someone wrote that the song appeared in the 80s and signed it alvin Rhodes...then the message mysterously vanished..i don't THINK i was hallucinating

Johnny D - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment

restoring my previous 555 vote.

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