Song Parodies -> "Every Kick You Make "

Original Song Title:

"Every Breath You Take "

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Original Performer:

"Every Kick You Make "

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The Lyrics

Every kick you make
Every stroke you break
Every splash you make
Every dive you take
I’ll be coachin’ you

Every single meet
Every time don’t cheat
Every meet you eat
Everyone you beat
I’ll be coachin’ you

Oh take your mark
But ‘fly like a lark?
How my gold medal shines with every dive you take

Every stroke you break
Every splash you make
Every trophy you stake
Every score you fake
I’ll be coachin’ you

Since you’ve tapered we’ve been ready without a doubt
I eat post practice, just a meal of greens and trout
I head to bed but it’s stress right on the snout
I feel so tired, and I feel like blacking out
I keep chanting early, early, practice…

Oh take your mark
But ‘fly like a lark?
How my gold medal shines with every dive you take

Every stroke you break
Every splash you make
Every trophy you stake
Every score you fake
I’ll be coachin’ you

Every splash you make
Every dive you take
I’ll be coachin’ you…

I’ll be coachin’ you

Every stroke you break
Every splash you make
Every trophy you stake
Every score you fake
I’ll be coachin’ you

Every kick you make
Every stroke you break
Every splash you make
Every dive you take
I’ll be coachin’ you

Every single meet
Every time don’t cheat
Every meet you eat
Everyone you beat
I’ll be coachin’ you

Every stroke you break
Every splash you make
Every trophy you stake
Every score you fake
I’ll be coachin’ you

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