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Song Parodies -> "This Band's So Gross"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Stand So Close"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Police
Parody Song Title:
"This Band's So Gross"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
Young drummer, no hygiene
He doesn't wash with soap
He's reeking, so badly
His fans can hardly cope
The bassist, not better
He stinks just like his mate
Guitarist- he's the worst now
They just stink up the stage
This band
This band's so
This band's so gross to me
This band
This band's so
This band's so gross to me
The singer doth smelleth
You know where rock groups play
The clubs are like hellpits
That stench don't go away
Pers'pration, suff'cation
So bad it makes us cry
Tight leather, wet armpits
No Arrid Extra Dry
This band
This band's so
This band's so gross to me
This band
This band's so
This band's so gross to me
This Punk Rock needs Lysol
There's spit and beer to share
The fleas and the lice called
They want to get some air
It's no use, I'm dying
They locked the exit doors
I don't have a gas mask
And now it's in my pores
This band
This band's so
This band's so gross to me
This band
This band's so
This band's so gross to me
He doesn't wash with soap
He's reeking, so badly
His fans can hardly cope
The bassist, not better
He stinks just like his mate
Guitarist- he's the worst now
They just stink up the stage
This band
This band's so
This band's so gross to me
This band
This band's so
This band's so gross to me
The singer doth smelleth
You know where rock groups play
The clubs are like hellpits
That stench don't go away
Pers'pration, suff'cation
So bad it makes us cry
Tight leather, wet armpits
No Arrid Extra Dry
This band
This band's so
This band's so gross to me
This band
This band's so
This band's so gross to me
This Punk Rock needs Lysol
There's spit and beer to share
The fleas and the lice called
They want to get some air
It's no use, I'm dying
They locked the exit doors
I don't have a gas mask
And now it's in my pores
This band
This band's so
This band's so gross to me
This band
This band's so
This band's so gross to me
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I remember reading an interview with Nikki Sixx of Mötley Crue (I think that's who it was) where he claimed that he once on tour had gone several months without showering (and still managed to get head from groupies after every show). Ewwwww!!!
Rick - I think I saw this stink band back in the 70's once. 5's. Know 1...guess that really was a "Motley Crue"...
LOL...
Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode about the parking valet with the body odor stench-entity that attached itself to Jerry.
1. TOS came out in the EIGHTIES.
2. TOS is originally titled "Don't Stand So Close To Me."
2. TOS is originally titled "Don't Stand So Close To Me."
Some sites have one title, some have another. http://lyrics.rare-lyrics.com/P/Police/Dont-Stand-So-Close.html I did miss the decade by a year (Or two if you don't think 1980 was the last year of the 70's)
Don't rant
Don't rant so
Don't rant so anally
Don't rant so
Don't rant so anally
It really is a wonder how the rock stars always get the girl...=) 5s, Rick!
i can almost smell 'em
Rick D, listen to me, and you listen good. 1979 was the last year of the 70s. Anyone should know that intuitively. Why? Because that was the final year that we said "seventy" for the year, hence the term "70s". Furthermore, VH1's miniseries "I Love The 70s" covered the years 1970 through 1979 (hint hint).
Enough of that already. Even though you got the year wrong AND the full title wrong, the parody was still good.
Enough of that already. Even though you got the year wrong AND the full title wrong, the parody was still good.
Michael Pacholek is the Parody Police or, at best, the primary supporter of their attention-starved fixation. Check the comments here:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/dido3.shtml
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/dido3.shtml
First, I don't need to "listen good" to whoever you are, my comments left both options open, I understand that decades from year "1" are off one year from terms like the "Seventies". The bigger issue is the bug up your ass about it. So I missed one and you got the Nyah Nyah pleasure of correcting me. How many have you put on here so I can go through them?(Hint hint)
I don't know what FYI is talking about. I've never even SEEN that Dido parody before, and I certainly wouldn't tell anyone to "shut up" in a comment. I'd be a little more creative, such as, "Put a sock in it! And swallow!" Somebody must have done some impostering on me. I may be a stickler for details, but when things like, oh, I don't know, a Presidential election come down to one or two details (like telling Ohioans that Osama bin Laden is still at large and more of a threat than gay marriage, why didn't you tell them THAT, John Kerry?), such reminders have their place. But I did not do so in THAT place.
umm watsa dat supposed 2 mean ahermm.. I feel vedda vedda angry at yoush *hic* *burp* and youno wat after going into the vietnam war i threw my medals away! and u no wat else im really a gay pershin. *hic* cyaz, my husbandsh callin fo me *burp*
Regis Philbin's Box of $159,595,959.95 Platinum-Plated Depends - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody's comment-section IS OUT OF CONTROL ! And.... I LOVE IT !
Well the bottom line is that the 70s ran, like the cops said, from 1970 through 1979, and that this song did not come out in the year "nineteen seventy ten", and that's that. Argument closed. :-X
It's amusing that P.P.'s argument about the last year of the seventies being 1979 was "supported" by a VH1 program. I did not know that VH1 is the final authority on everything. Also, P.P.'s checkbook must be a mess, not to mention his ass with all of the bugs up there.
All right, first graders, would you stop the immature comments?
Where's Hugh G. Reckshun when you need him?
Children, will you all please shut up now?
First, Ivana, I'd like you to give me a hand with something.
If you read Parody Police's second comment, you'll see that he did praise the parody. He said, "the parody was still good." Period. End of discussion.
Say, Seymour, would it be okay if I decided that I thought you were a very intelligent person?
What does that have to do with anything? Are you telling Seymour that, just because he made a really good observation? I don't think he'd mind if you told him that.
Ip Frehley, notice that I said "were", not "are" ...
"Were", "are", what's the difference...other than the fact that one is past tense and the other is present tense? So are you saying that Seymour was an intelligent person and now he's not anymore?
So how's the flutist?
She's fine, Spaff. And I do mean fiiinnnee!
No, that's not what I'm saying.
Just a reminder, TOS did not come out in a year that had seven in the ten's column. Hope this solves every thing.
"Regis Philbins Box" and "Tyne EP Niss" and "Anita Hanjob" and "Ceaser Box" are all the same lurker posing under a series of pennames.
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