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Song Parodies -> "Greetings On My Voicemail"

Original Song Title:

"Message In A Bottle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Greetings On My Voicemail"

Parody Written by:

Phil Nelson

The Lyrics

I have had many
Greetings on my machine
Me talking in accents
Saying funny things, see
Airhorns, Dean's "yeah"
Price is right yodeling
"Spiderwebs", Clapton's "Hang on", and snoring

You can hear my greetings 'round the world
You can hear my greetings 'round the world
Leave a message, get through my
Leave a message, get through my
Leave a message, get through my
Greetings on my voicemail, yeah
Greetings on my voicemail, yeah

Two years have passed since I started this
I should have done this at the beginning
Funny stuff- instead of the same old
Boring voicemails, now-
You hear Silence, flushing

You can hear my greetings 'round the world
You can hear my greetings 'round the world
Leave a message, get through my
Leave a message, get through my
Leave a message, get through my
Greetings on my voicemail, yeah
Greetings on my voicemail, yeah

Walked out this morning
Don't believe what I'm seeing
A hundred billion people
Annoyed at my greeting
Seems they just don't get my humor, no
A hundred billion people who
Hate calling my home

You can hear my greetings 'round the world
You can hear my greetings 'round the world
Leave a message, get through my
Leave a message, get through my
Leave a message, get through my
Greetings on my voicemail, yeah
Greetings on my voicemail, yeah

Hearing my voicemail greetings
Hearing my voicemail greetings
Hearing my voicemail greetings
Hearing my voicemail greetings

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 8

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Johnny D - May 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Please press the pound-key to retrieve your three 5's.
MrMacphisto - May 15, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL
Olvan The Terrible - May 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Bonus points for referencing Dean's "YEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!"
alvin rhodes - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
hi...this is for phil....just a quick message to say i'm givin' you 5s... you don't have to call back...

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