Song Parodies -> "Caitlyn"

Original Song Title:

"Lola"

Original Performer:

"Caitlyn"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Hello, it's been a while. While listening to a YouTube video of TOS, I read some comments, one of which mentioned the person formerly known as Bruce Jenner, which gave me the inspiration.

Remember the Olympics in Montreal
The decathalon, the gold medal went to Bruce Jenner
Yes, he was the winner
The years have gone by and he faded away
But now he is back, and with a new request "call me Caitlyn"
He wants to be Caitlyn, cay-cay-cay-cay Caitlyn

Well I'm not the world's most quizzical guy
But I can rack my brain and only wonder why
Bruce is Caitlyn, cay-cay-cay-cay Caitlyn
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why he feels like a woman and not like a man
Call him Caitlyn, cay-cay-cay-cay Caitlyn, cay-cay-cay-cay Caitlyn

He got women's clothes and breast implants
No longer likes to wear his pants
His dresses' hems are just above his knee
And more than that I do not want to see

Well I'm not the world's most humorous guy
But had to roll both my eyes, couldn't help but laugh at Ms. Caitlyn
Cay-cay-cay-cay Caitlyn, cay-cay-cay-cay Caitlyn
Caitlyn, cay-cay-cay-cay Caitlyn, cay-cay-cay-cay Caitlyn

I snickered away
Then I laughed some more
I rolled on the floor
Just about banged my knees
I could not believe that he's a she

Well that's the way things are messed up today
And I wonder how it could get this way for Ms. Caitlyn
Cay-cay-cay-cay Caitlyn
Girls think they're boys and boys think they're girls
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world, not only Caitlyn
Cay-cay-cay-cay Caitlyn

Well here's something never seen before
A man wins the Woman of the Year award
But Glamour mag let things get out of hand
Bestowed their award on a gal who's a man

Well I'm not the world's most masculine man
But I will not complain, I accept what I am
'Cause I'm not Caitlyn
Cay-cay-cay-cay Caitlyn, cay-cay-cay-cay Caitlyn
Caitlyn, cay-cay-cay-cay Caitlyn, cay-cay-cay-cay Caitlyn

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Rob Arndt - November 30, 2015 - Report this comment

I'm feeling Jennerous- 555!

Patrick - November 30, 2015 - Report this comment

The obvious song to tell this story. There is a boy in a Kansas City area school who has decided he is a girl. The whole school turned out to honor him and to run off the Westboro Clan who came to protest. Though, isn't the original song about a man passing as a woman to lure a slightly inebriated guy into trying to have sex with him? Not that it's my business, but is Jenner/Caitlyn attempting to engage with the opposite sex, and which sex would that be?

Jonathan - November 30, 2015 - Report this comment

Kinky... okay no that just sounds wrong! disregard that pun! 5's

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