Democrats have three options to get ourselves empowered:
The thin one's Wes, the tall one's John, and we call the loud one Howard.
When Howard loses caucuses, his actions can be fright'ning,
And Howard Dean is so far left, he thinks Bill Clinton's right wing.

It's Howard, it's Howard,
We call the loud one Howard.

Before we knew of Howard Dean or heard him wail and whinin'
We had Al Gore back in his days of internet designin'
Now Howard's on the internet; his site can't be surmounted,
And he has raised so much darn cash, not even God can count it.

We've soured, we've soured,
We've lost our faith in Howard.

Once Howard led in all the polls; now he trails John Kerry
'Cause when we learned of his short fuse, we voters became wary.
Yes, his image has declined; he thinks the media turned it,
But when we try to the blame, there's just one man who's earned it:

It's Howard, it's Howard,
Who got himself deflowered.