So you'd like to go there, illegal motion
Said you'd like to go there, illegal motion

To block the goat, don't block the goat baby
Block the goat, don't make the goat fumble
Block the goat, don't block the goat baby
Block the go-o-at

Ever since this football team began
Our mascot seemed to want to get in the game
And today he intercepted a forward pass
Got halfway down the football field, then stopped to eat some grass

Our goat is like a hall of fame player
He's been running toward the goal line, baby, just like Gale Sayers

So you'd like to go there, illegal motion
Said you'd like to go there, illegal motion

To block the goat, don't block the goat baby
Block the goat, don't knock the goat over
Block the goat, don't block the goat baby
Block the go-o-at

Up till now we failed on every play
Now we'll always have our goat to take the ball away
Oh, we feed him trash, tin cans, and day-old rolls
And that's enough to fuel our team, straight to the Super Bowl

Our goat is from another dimension
He's been running like a white van driven, by O.J. Simpson

So you'd like to go there, illegal motion
Said you'd like to go there, illegal motion

To block the goat, don't block the goat baby
Block the goat, don't make the goat fumble
Block the goat, don't block the goat baby
Block the goat, don't knock the goat over

Block the goat, whoo-hoo-hoo...
Block the goat, block on with your baaa self
Block the goat, block on with your baaa self
Block the goat, block on with your baaa self