Song Parodies -> "I Hate Chevys, They're Just Trouble"

Original Song Title:

"He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother"

Original Performer:

"I Hate Chevys, They're Just Trouble"

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The Lyrics

they don't last long
and many have crashed and burned
they leak oil, too...you know where
don't know when
built all wrong
wrong enough to wear ya thin
i hate chevys
they're just trouble

it just won't go
new tranny is my concern
its certain to be a bear...under there
this i know
but i begin clumsily
i hate chevys
they're just trouble

i aint' racin' at all
i'm pacin' a tortoise
with replacement parts
that i've placed in the chasis
i'd love to own some other

its in breakdown mode
i'll walk when i must return
downtown that car stays...who cares
strip it bare
on the road
it would just slow down and stall
i hate chevys
they're just trouble

i hate chevys
they're just trouble

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MasonR - November 10, 2006 - Report this comment

LOL! A most compelling reason why I own 2 Toyotas...one with 112,000 miles, no problems! 5 gear shifts for you.

John Barry - November 10, 2006 - Report this comment

LOL here too!

AFW - November 10, 2006 - Report this comment

Unique idea...and I guess it's true...with Chevys..ya' gotta' Chase all over for parts..

Adagio - November 10, 2006 - Report this comment

The title got me here...good job..5's

alvin rhodes - November 10, 2006 - Report this comment

thanks mason john AFW and adagio

Yoidy - November 10, 2006 - Report this comment

You'd get better mileage if your heavy brother carried you! 555

PMS - November 10, 2006 - Report this comment

This song gets 555 smiles per gallon

alvin rhodes - November 10, 2006 - Report this comment

thanks yoidy and PMS

Meriadoc - November 10, 2006 - Report this comment

I'm a Mopar fan and I approve of this parody...

Lionel Mertens - November 10, 2006 - Report this comment

I have A Found On the Road Device 5's

alvin rhodes - November 11, 2006 - Report this comment

thanks merry and lionel (me too)

Serafina - November 11, 2006 - Report this comment

I've never cared for Chevy cars either...so I can totally agree on this one. I don't drive one now, nor do I ever intend to. 5-5-5 ;)

Jason - November 11, 2006 - Report this comment

Hey! I think Chevys are really good cars! Maybe you have a Friday afternoon lemon!. Anyway 555s for you Sir.

Stuart McArthur - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment

got me with the title subs alvin - this is definitely from the personal experience catalogue, I assume - don't have chevys in Australia, which sounds like it's a good thing - 555

Laurence Dunne - November 16, 2006 - Report this comment

555 and drive that chevy past the levvy and into the graveyard, tell it this will be the day I will buy!

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