Bernie Sanders sings:

I'd like to tackle climate change
Give the REPs a nudge
As glaciers recede and temps proceed
to burn all of us up

[It's REAL jerks!]

I'd like to reach all those learning
Make tuition free
Wall Street speculation taxed to bring in the money

[Hear that Hillary!]

I'd like to beat those healthcare nuts
Eliminate private plans
Save $5000 on Medical bills
A $500 tax raise isn't so bad (by comparison)

[Minimum Wage increased to $15/hr]

I'd like to Wave a Wand and bring
Universal everything

I'd like Hillary to feel the sting
Of votes Millennials bring

I'd like to start campaign finance reform
No Super PACs, not owned
No special interests nor lobbyists
to call me on my phone (for favors)

[When I'm in the White House]

What America needs today is Bernie Sanders!
That's ME!!!

Nor Hillary, not some joke (Trump)...