your fly's undone
a social blunder's what you're heading for
and laughs like thunder what you're heading for
its not too late

your fly's undone
you'll soon be flauntin' what you need to hide
you sure don't want to have your johnson spied
its not too late

look out, mate
its down too far
the horse may run
your fly's undone

its so uncouth to show off what you prize
best zip things up or you may be surprised
its not too late

look out, mate
its down too far
the horse may run
your fly's undone

tension is mountin'
you're sure to plop out in time
watch how you're lurchin'
we'll all see your root
it may be creepin'
and you don't want eyes to see
it ain't a sight they need
it wouldn't be kind

look out, mate
its down too far
the horse may run
your......fly's......undone

oh no no no no no no
no no...no no
oops !