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Song Parodies -> "Cardcaptor Sakura"
Original Song Title:
"Black Pudding Bertha"
Original Performer:
The Goodies
Parody Song Title:
"Cardcaptor Sakura"
Parody Written by:
Colin Slater
The Lyrics
This is a more fanatical type of song, so don't expect too much gentle stuff.
(Magic Girl!)
We like shoujo,
Give it a go.
Writers in the West can never do it right!
(Can't do it, just can't do it.)
We know a lass
Who really gives it her best;
When she casts a spell she flutters like a turtle dove.
(The Fly card, must be the Fly card.)
Grow, shrink and defend,
That's how witchcraft should go!
(Ooh, ooh)
Cardcaptor Sakura,
She's the queen of mahou shoujo...oh...oh..oh!
By gum,
(By gum)
Herre she come,
(Here she come)
Thoom! Thoom!
(Thoom. Thoom.)
Shake the ground.
(Shake the ground)
Cardcaptor Sakura,
She's the queen of mahou shoujo!
(Magic Girl!)
Oo, she can shake,
Make an earthquake,
And everybody knows
She don't like dynamite!
(Cardcaptor. Oo, Cardcaptor.)
Her big green eyes
Like emeralds shine,
Everytime we look
She melts our desire for might.
(Cardcaptor. Oo, Cardcaptor.)
Big, small or normal,
Whatever size she can be.
Invincible and friendly,
That's why she appeals to me..e...e...e!
By gum,
(By gum)
Herre she come,
(Here she come)
Thoom! Thoom!
(Thoom. Thoom.)
Shake the ground.
(Shake the ground)
Cardcaptor Sakura,
She's the queen of mahou shoujo!
(Cardcaptor. Oo, Cardcaptor.)
By gum,
(By gum)
Herre she come,
(Here she come)
Thoom! Thoom!
(Thoom. Thoom.)
Shake the ground.
(Shake the ground)
Cardcaptor Sakura,
She's the queen of mahou shoujo!
(Cardcaptor. Oo, Cardcaptor.)
*Continual chant of 'Magic Girl!'*
By gum,
(By gum)
Herre she come,
(Here she come)
Thoom! Thoom!
(Thoom. Thoom.)
Shake the ground.
(Shake the ground)
Cardcaptor Sakura,
She's the queen of mahou shoujo!
(Cardcaptor. Oo, Cardcaptor.)
*repeat till fade.*
We like shoujo,
Give it a go.
Writers in the West can never do it right!
(Can't do it, just can't do it.)
We know a lass
Who really gives it her best;
When she casts a spell she flutters like a turtle dove.
(The Fly card, must be the Fly card.)
Grow, shrink and defend,
That's how witchcraft should go!
(Ooh, ooh)
Cardcaptor Sakura,
She's the queen of mahou shoujo...oh...oh..oh!
By gum,
(By gum)
Herre she come,
(Here she come)
Thoom! Thoom!
(Thoom. Thoom.)
Shake the ground.
(Shake the ground)
Cardcaptor Sakura,
She's the queen of mahou shoujo!
(Magic Girl!)
Oo, she can shake,
Make an earthquake,
And everybody knows
She don't like dynamite!
(Cardcaptor. Oo, Cardcaptor.)
Her big green eyes
Like emeralds shine,
Everytime we look
She melts our desire for might.
(Cardcaptor. Oo, Cardcaptor.)
Big, small or normal,
Whatever size she can be.
Invincible and friendly,
That's why she appeals to me..e...e...e!
By gum,
(By gum)
Herre she come,
(Here she come)
Thoom! Thoom!
(Thoom. Thoom.)
Shake the ground.
(Shake the ground)
Cardcaptor Sakura,
She's the queen of mahou shoujo!
(Cardcaptor. Oo, Cardcaptor.)
By gum,
(By gum)
Herre she come,
(Here she come)
Thoom! Thoom!
(Thoom. Thoom.)
Shake the ground.
(Shake the ground)
Cardcaptor Sakura,
She's the queen of mahou shoujo!
(Cardcaptor. Oo, Cardcaptor.)
*Continual chant of 'Magic Girl!'*
By gum,
(By gum)
Herre she come,
(Here she come)
Thoom! Thoom!
(Thoom. Thoom.)
Shake the ground.
(Shake the ground)
Cardcaptor Sakura,
She's the queen of mahou shoujo!
(Cardcaptor. Oo, Cardcaptor.)
*repeat till fade.*
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