Moses Horwitz but my name is Moe
I like a woman who loves to give and take
And I like a woman who can hold her own
So if you can take what I can dish out, come with me

Take a poke, come with me baby, to Stooge Land
Let me show you how sweet it could be
Sharing slaps with me
I want you to

Stooge on, stooge on (C'mere, slap poke, punch twang)
Stooge on, stooge on

Jerome and my name is Curly
I'm called Curly yet I am bald
My bald head is so hard blades are known to break off saws

Please slap my face
Come with me baby, to Stooge Land
Let me show you how fun it could be
Giving abuse to me
I want you to go

Stooge, stooge on (N'gahh!)
Stooge, stooge on (Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk)
Stooge, stooge, stooge on (woo woo)
Stooge, stooge on

Samuel also known as Shemp
You see I like a woman with impact
If you can punch me through a wooden door
I want you to

Please pull my hair
Come with me baby, to Stooge Land
Let me show you the hee bee bee bee
Falling around to see
I want you to

Stooge, stooge on (So stooge with me baby)
Stooge on, stooge on

Porcupine my name is Larry, huh
And I like a woman that loves violins and pop goes the weasel
And you know what ladies, if you feel that this is you
Then this is what I want you to do

Ow! please pull my string
Let me take you to Stooge Land
Let me show you how sweet it could be
Sharing string plucks with Larry, listen

Stooge, stooge on (I'm gonna murder ya now)
Stooge on, stooge on (nitwit)
Stooge, stooge, stooge on (bing bing)
(You better stooge on)
(Stooge on)
(Slap)