Song Parodies -> "Habanero"

Original Song Title:

"Desperado"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Habanero"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Habanero chili peppers are intensely hot, rated 100,000–350,000 on the Scoville scale. In comparison, the Jalapeno rates 2,500 - 10,000. You can hear the original song on YouTube.

Habanero
They told me you were delicious
And though I was suspicious
I took a bite
But it's a hot one
And now my mouth is on fire
I've started perspiring
And I've lost my sight

Every taste bud screamed and ruptured, oy!
I'm pounding on the table
My flaming tongue will need a tourniquet
And it seems just like my molars
Have been hooked to jumper cables
And I think that I can feel my eyeballs sweat

Habanero
Oh you just moved to my stomach
There's gonna be bum ache
I'm starting to groan
And water, cold water
Well it's just not really helpin'
I'm cryin' and yelpin' out
And starting to moan

And I won't be shocked if it detonates
If I collapse don't resuscitate
My steaming head just melted my toupee
I'm spewing fire from my nose
Think I'd rather eat a lava flow buffet

Habanero
I think my lower intestine
Won't ever be restin'
There's no debate
You'll soon be hearin'
A sonic pepper-spray arse boom
I better go find me a restroom
(Lead-lined bunker restroom)
I better go find me a restroom
Before it's too late

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Lifeluver - May 06, 2013 - Report this comment

I especially liked the way the fire progressed through your body. I'm glad you spared us the 'outcome'. My pick of the day. Hunka hunka burnin' fives.

Jonathan - May 06, 2013 - Report this comment

you were on fire with ths one Rex! 5's

TJC - May 07, 2013 - Report this comment

Now that'sa spicey lyric! Regal stuff, Rex!

Agrimorfee - May 08, 2013 - Report this comment

In flagrante picante.

Matthias - May 09, 2013 - Report this comment

I'm not a stranger to writing about hot and spicy food since I can't stand the stuff. Check out "Buffet Of Buffalo Wings" or "Hot Sauce" to read up more on this subject. This was a great parody and I can totally see this one as a Bugs Bunny or maybe a Scooby Doo cartoon.

Max Power - May 19, 2013 - Report this comment

Tried one raw, I became a sweaty mess and even when I rinsed, the effect still lasted for several hours. Plus when I rinsed, the water became bubbly...to think there's even stronger peppers than that. They used ghost peppers in "1,000 Ways to Die!"

bobpiecheese - May 20, 2013 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Wow, you really took a common comedic set piece and really punched it up a notch! Pity it's set to a really dreary song, but I'm a sucker for that kinda contrast. Awesome stuff, 555!

Jeff Reuben - May 20, 2013 - Report this comment

I love these things a little too much, funny take on one of my favs.

Arwen - May 21, 2013 - Report this comment

Artistry...LOL!!! Love this so much...totally depicts my love/hate relationship with spicy food. A++

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