Lindsay Lohan‘s… Suing E-Trade for her likeness
Guess you don’t have to be liked first to acquire one
Dumb talking babies
Don’t use her name it’s high treason
Use Mary, Teresa, Sue
No Lindsays allowed!

When she saw that talking infant, boy
Scream “Milka-what?!” on cable
She fell apart cause it made her stressed

Like a canary she will sing
Those toddlers made her unstable
So one hundred million bucks she’ll soon possess

Milkaholic… With the same name as that youngster
In pain and you suffered now you want a load
It’s bullshit, All bullshit
It’s just one year olds talking
With financial hawking you think that you are owed

Did you just run out of your crack cocaine?
Saw the Super Bowl and heard you proclaim
Bring kids to court and they will get me paid

You’re a “Mean Girl” for this lawsuit
Now you’re “Parent Trapped” with bad publicity

Milkaholic… Why are you acting so brainless?
You washed-up drugged actress
Who lost her fame!
My mind is straining
To see how this ad upset you
Like Herbie you are “Fully Loaded”
(You are “Fully Loaded”)
You are such a "Teenage Drama Queen"
To milk it this much