i feel compelled to watch him every evening
he's the only pundit with half a clue
gives honesty that i do crave
picks me up when I am blue
you know he's never been a schemer
(doesn't clown around)
his opinions have range
(judgements are really sound)
I value Bill grately
Keep on tuning in and have no doubt
that he'll dish out the blame

So you got to watch every weekday
and relax from the daily grind
so send him an e-mail, if you wish to opine

Bill's deposition is not always sunny
he's pretty damn tough on crime
but while many pundits bring me sorrow
he's not so blind

you better not spin in the No Spin zone
(don't you even dare)
keep it pithy he does implore
(so please have a care)
missing his show should be a sin
so i'm coming back, i'm running back
to see what he has in store

So you got to watch every weekday
and relax from the daily grind
so send him an e-mail, if you wish to opine

send him an e-mail
send him an e-mail
send him an e-mail, if you wish to opine