tell me, can i wear your shoes tonight, mama ?
there must be some pair, you can loan
i'd be killer in your high heels...oh, what drama
there must be one pair you own

god knows, my legs are good enough
i'm sure they're smooth and nice to touch
you think your son is confused
i know...i'm a cool cat
once i started wearin' girls' shoes

got those pretty little straps around my ankles
got some shiny little nails just like a tart
i used to have some apprehension
and dressed in secret for a start

excitation in the footwear mart
i put selections in my shoppin' cart
down to the checkout, i cruise
i know...i'm a cool cat
once i started wearin' girls' shoes

they're stunnin' on me
pleasin' to me
precious little things that i love to wear
they come in black, red and mauve
they're made just for me
perfect for me
dandy little sandals...i love them, dear
oooooh...i'll need some new gloves

i got somewhere i must walk to
i just wanna put my feet on view
my favorite pair, i will choose
i know...i'm a cool cat
once i started wearin' girls' shoes