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Song Parodies -> "Hava Nagila Sunrise"
Original Song Title:
"Tequila Sunrise"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Eagles
Parody Song Title:
"Hava Nagila Sunrise"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
I'm one-quarter Jewish, so if you think this is offensive, only yell at me at 75 percent of your usual volume.
It's a hava nagila sunrise
staring slowly across the way.
Said, "Oy vey."
He was just a student med.
"Be a doctor," that's what Mom would say.
And now he'll pay.
Every night when the sun goes down
he won't be a "chosen" boy in town
and she'll just turn him down.
She wasn't just another shiksa
dancing at the med-school mixer, so
he had to go.
Drink another Manischewitz.
Wonder why the right words you ain't gots.
You're gonna plotz.
It's a hava nagila sunrise
go into the can to retch
whine and kvetch.
staring slowly across the way.
Said, "Oy vey."
He was just a student med.
"Be a doctor," that's what Mom would say.
And now he'll pay.
Every night when the sun goes down
he won't be a "chosen" boy in town
and she'll just turn him down.
She wasn't just another shiksa
dancing at the med-school mixer, so
he had to go.
Drink another Manischewitz.
Wonder why the right words you ain't gots.
You're gonna plotz.
It's a hava nagila sunrise
go into the can to retch
whine and kvetch.
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Good this is. The title I like.
hava trio of fives
I simply don't have chutzpah to give you ones. Don't go kvetching, you've deserved fives.
I have no smart Jewish remarks for this. It was just good. 555
Good job, Michael 5's
I don't know from fours so, fives you'll get.
What, this you call a parody? Some farklempt med student's love-sick tsoris over a mixer-shiksa? Oy!
Hey Johhny D, don't go hocking him ah chainik over this parody. Da boy's a genious, I tell ya!
Oh, stop! You're embarrassing me!
Funny and clever, Michael. Loved the last verse!
Take my votes pleeze - if you kvetch my drift.
The title alone made me laugh! Very clever idea...the rest of us should be lifting you on a chair and carrying you around the room.
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