Song Parodies -> "Geese Whose Treats I'm Cleaning"

Original Song Title:

"Peaceful Easy Feeling"

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"Geese Whose Treats I'm Cleaning"

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The Lyrics

Here in New England, many Canadian Geese do not migrate - they stick around all year, "fertilizing" golf courses, front yards, back yards, and everywhere else those fat feathered sh*t-machines can find a patch of grass...

I hate the way their goslings' droppings lay
They make the golf course so brown
And I gotta clean the poo they deposit tonight
But a billion more'll drop down

I hate all the geese whose treats I'm cleaning
And I know they won't let me down
'Cause they're already landing
On the ground

And I found out a long time ago
What a Canada goose-pooper throws
Ah, them geese won't migrate anyway
They no longer return to their home

I hate all the geese whose treats I'm cleaning
And I know they won't let me down
'Cause they're already landing
On the ground

I get this feeling I may know, you, have discovered how I'll end
This annoying curse of winged rats I suffer here
You'll see - I may never see them again

'Cause I shot the geese whose treats I'm cleaning
And I know they won't be around
Full of hot lead, geese landing,
With hot lead, geese landing,
Full of hot lead, geese landing,
On the ground

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alvin rhodes - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment

can't say goose poop is a huge problem in my neck of the woods, but this is a fine parody, sir...5s

Jeff Reuben - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment

Yeah, we have them pretty much year round down here too. You're good with the goose, so I took a gander. Good job.

Red Ant - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment

Geese are a huge problem here, not just with their fertilizer, but holding up traffic and they must know that ( in VA anway ) it's illegal to hunt/kill them, so they will attack you if you approach them. 555

Phil Alexander - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment

I misread the title, and left the "r" out of "treats"... still this one was a ..er.. trreat ;-)

Johnny D - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Alvin, Jeff, Red Ant, and Philbo.

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