Well, I'm a-running down the road tryin' to find a commode
I got heavy whizzin' on my mind
Bowels are also brewin', need some number twoin'
Pressure building up behind

Take a wee-wee
Take a wee-wee
Don't let your pounding bladder's squeal
Drive you crazy
Lighten up while in the can
Zip open fly if you're a man
Just make a face and shake your gland
And take a wee-wee

Now evecuatin' showers of pristine color yaller
It's such a fine migh-ty pee
In a swirl, my load, going instead
Pain growin' now, still gotta frickin' pee

No $hit, baby, that ain't gravy
I gotta know if one good shove is
gonna save me
Wee'd my shoes, and wee'd my shins
Oh we will never pee beer again
I'll open up my smilin' grin
And take a wee-wee

Well I'm a drivin down the road
cannot ignore the load
got a quiv'ring sphincter taking charge.
Certainly not super; clenchin' my pooper
Man! this will be large

Aid is needed, hate to breathe in
I guess the smell of last night's meal isn't fragrant
Tighty Whities must look frightening
I got a feeling my poor stomach cannot take it
Hope no one sees me
I know that they will tease me

Ooooh-oooo-hoooo.....
Ya oughta make it squeeeeeezy.....