Song Parodies -> "Santa Drove"

Original Song Title:

"China Grove"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Santa Drove"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

in iraq, i've found, there's a creepy little town
where santa was unknown
and the folks thought christmas just another day
no trees or gifts at home
the people thought the holiday strange
until the day santa came

well, it was a sleigh ( a red sleigh) santa drove...ho ho ho
ho...ho...santa drove

well, they hate the ol' dictator...whoa, what a bastard
he is the lord of this town
when the bullets get to flyin', there's people dyin'
you can see them fallin' down
they say that ol' saddam's insane
he thinks the whole thing's a game

well, it was a sleigh (a red sleigh) santa drove...ho ho ho
ho...ho...santa drove

but christmas day, here's ol' santa claus comin'
the sleigh is risin' into view
ol' saddam and his buddies can't believe what they saw
they could even see the reindeer that night
and though iraq's in a war torn state
people aren't really scared
even if their leader is a beast

well, it was a sleigh (a red sleigh) santa drove...ho ho ho
ho...ho...santa drove

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Johnny D - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment

I'm quickly becoming a fan of your material, SPA. Well done. 555

Here's my own take on "China Grove":

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/thedoobiebrothers9.shtml

Johnny D - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment

There's a bogus " - " character hiding in that URL of my "China Grove" parody between the "m" and the "l" of "shtml".

The name of my "China Grove" parody is "The Government Of China Blows".

south park al - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment

i checked "government of china"....good one !

Johnny D - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks SPA - but unless you and "alvin rhodes" are one and the same person, it looks like your vote didn't register.....

south park alvin rhodes - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment

like batman its hard to keep the identities apart.....yes, i am both south park al and alvin rhodes....i only let alvin vote...

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