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Song Parodies -> "Ping"
Original Song Title:
"Sing"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Carpenters
Parody Song Title:
"Ping"
Parody Written by:
LPG-Unit
The Lyrics
This one's a sort of sequel to the "Broadband Connection" parody I made some two years ago. Still the same gripe versus Philippine ISPs, mostly, though it can apply to any crappy connection.
Ping, takes too long
Spike's too strong
it's so wrong
Net's too awfully bad
Cost's too much, I'm so sad
Ping, it's so wrong
Ruins gameplay
With timeouts all day long
I'm worried, I'm pissed
I've had enough
On being ripped off for real
This ping, it's too long
La la la la la
La la, la la la la
La la la, la la la la
Ping, takes too long
Hanging up, 'tis so wrong
Hours to get MP3s
Screw this darned ISP
Ping, it's so wrong
Ruins gameplay
With timeouts all day long
I'm worried, I'm pissed
I've had enough
On being ripped off for real
This ping, it's too long
Spike's too strong
it's so wrong
Net's too awfully bad
Cost's too much, I'm so sad
Ping, it's so wrong
Ruins gameplay
With timeouts all day long
I'm worried, I'm pissed
I've had enough
On being ripped off for real
This ping, it's too long
La la la la la
La la, la la la la
La la la, la la la la
Ping, takes too long
Hanging up, 'tis so wrong
Hours to get MP3s
Screw this darned ISP
Ping, it's so wrong
Ruins gameplay
With timeouts all day long
I'm worried, I'm pissed
I've had enough
On being ripped off for real
This ping, it's too long
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