Song Parodies -> "Dancing Without Any Rhythm"

Original Song Title:

"Walking In Rhythm"

Original Performer:

"Dancing Without Any Rhythm"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

This one is dedicated to all the pace-o-philes out there. I can almost smell
the ones.........

Dancin' without any rhythm
Movin' like a clown
Stinkin' up the disco floor
Tryin' to feel the funk

I'm dancin' without any rhythm
Flailin' all around
Steppin' and clappin' off-beat
Maybe I should go home....

Dancin' without any rhythm
Movin' like a clown
Stinkin' up the disco floor
Tryin' to feel the funk

It's my first time at this nightclub--
I'm drunk and so very white--
The expert dancers all say,
"Dude, it's not your night.....
Dude, it's not your night!"

My partners tend to avoid me--
They all go outside to smoke--
I never see them come back,
I'm a dancin' joke....
I'm a dancin' joooooooooke!

Dancin' without any rhythm
Movin' like a clown
Stinkin' up the disco floor
Tryin' to feel the funk

I'm dancin' without any rhythm
("Let's gang up and hit 'im!")
Flailin' all around
("Ready--Set--Pound!")
Steppin' and clappin' off-beat
("Damn, this creep is buggin' me!")
Tryin' to feel the funk
("Get your damn elbows outta ma face, turkey!")

I'm dancin' without any rhythm
("Think we oughta lynch 'im?")........

�Bob "All� En El Disco Grande" Gomez 2004

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Rick D - August 11, 2004 - Report this comment

i feel your pain---and Mari feels mine when I dance.

Know 1 can hear you dream - August 11, 2004 - Report this comment

I can soo relate to this! My physical sense of rhytm is sub zero (think Bambi on ice). But luckily for me that�s something I share with almost every man in my country. One of the biggest hits here during the last ten years was called "I Never dance when I�m sober), probably because of the I-can-relate-factor.

Johnny D - August 11, 2004 - Report this comment

Ah-HA! So YOU'RE the "Boogie Man", Gomez Addams.

Disco Bob Gomez - August 11, 2004 - Report this comment

And I can't shake it off! I'm glad at least three people actually remember this song..d;:^)

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