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Song Parodies -> "You Should Be Cursing"
Original Song Title:
"You Should Be Dancing"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Bee Gees
Parody Song Title:
"You Should Be Cursing"
Parody Written by:
Jeff in Richmond VA
The Lyrics
It's June 17, 2019.....Today was my birthday.. God made EVERY F***ING THING I did go wrong today. Totally ruined my day. He is a cruel, heartless monster. Just ask the flood victims in the Midwest, the hurricane victims in Puerto Rico, the wildfire victims in California, and on and on. On their behalf, and mine...... Here is my gift to you, Jesus......
You go to Mass at midnight
So late on Christmas Eve
It's such a waste of time, yeah
You could be home asleep!
What you doin' in the church, in the church?? Huh?
What you doin' in the church, in the church?? Huh?
You should be sleeping, yeah
Sleeping, yeah
My putrid luck is awful!
He gives it to me good
The Lord is drunk on power
He drags me thru the mud....
What you doin' in the church, in the church?? Huh?
What you doin' in the church, in the church?? Huh?
You should be cursing, yeah
Cursing yeah
You go to Mass on Sunday
It lasts till one o'clock
It's such a waste of time------!!
The Bible is a crock!
What you doin' in the church, in the church?? Huh?
What you doin' in the church, in the church?? Huh?
You should be blas--phem--ing
Blas--phem--ing
What you doin' in the church, in the church?? Huh?
What you doin' in the church, in the church?? Huh?
You should be cursing, yeah
Cursing yeah
So late on Christmas Eve
It's such a waste of time, yeah
You could be home asleep!
What you doin' in the church, in the church?? Huh?
What you doin' in the church, in the church?? Huh?
You should be sleeping, yeah
Sleeping, yeah
My putrid luck is awful!
He gives it to me good
The Lord is drunk on power
He drags me thru the mud....
What you doin' in the church, in the church?? Huh?
What you doin' in the church, in the church?? Huh?
You should be cursing, yeah
Cursing yeah
You go to Mass on Sunday
It lasts till one o'clock
It's such a waste of time------!!
The Bible is a crock!
What you doin' in the church, in the church?? Huh?
What you doin' in the church, in the church?? Huh?
You should be blas--phem--ing
Blas--phem--ing
What you doin' in the church, in the church?? Huh?
What you doin' in the church, in the church?? Huh?
You should be cursing, yeah
Cursing yeah
Believing in God is like believing in Santa Claus: you never get what you want.....and one day you wake up and find he doesn't even really exist.
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I would call this the Atheist Disco Song! :))))
Disgustingly offensive.
So Jeff's no longer into Christianity? The devil you say!!!
Sorry, sir, this is a Christian site, so NO SWEARING
David. Paul, and countless others have had their moments of doubts. Even John the Baptist wondered if Jesus was really the Messiah or not. But they didn't let their doubts overcome their faith. I can't possibly blame God for the results of my sins and I definitely can't blame Him for anybody else's sins. But, like Job, I can trust God no matter what happens to me. I can't begin to understand what happened to you or why but I only ask that you not give up on God, Storms happen and always will but there is always a calm after the storms.
When, exactly, did this site start being about trolling each other?
Yer new here, aintcha, Rand?
I can actually give you a date, Rand -- late November, 2013. I did a couple of political parodies from my usual POV; when suddenly I'm bombarded with this unbelievable torrent of irrational abuse. I'd experienced some pushback before, but this this was many orders of magnitude worse. And it went on for two years before ChuckG stepped in and said "enough" and banned the troll. But grievous harm had already been done. I'd guess that readership had been cut in half because of one person projectile-vomiting his pathologies all over our threads. And we never recovered.
@Libby -- As I stated, I've actually been here long enough to remember when members didn't actively troll each other as they do now with offensive political and religious insults that were intentionally inflammatory. It was a fun place with a measure of camaraderie, and more people took part in it. Maybe you don't remember that.
Who's trolling? This actually happened. I actually had a horrendous birthday. I am sick of God using me or anyone else like ants in the magnifying glass. And this was tame compared to what I am capable of. I kept it clean and obscenity-free in compliance with the site guidelines. The guy who wrote about Job fails to realize that God destroyed Job's life over a $5 bet. What kind of cruel monster would do such a thing? Or let His own servants molest children... (Catholic priest) I'm sorry if you don't like it but I have just as much right to diss God as you have to praise him.
[Baby-butchering gaystapo goose-stepper psychopath] Jeff in Richmond VA: "I hate God for not giving me everything the vacuous void where my heart used to be desires. How dare He punish me for worshiping Moloch!"
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