Song Parodies -> "Republican Beltway"

Original Song Title:

"Nights on Broadway"

Original Performer:

"Republican Beltway"

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The Lyrics

The Republican dirtbags want to cut everything for decent hard-working people and those who are poor, while giving more handouts to the rich. I say: Let 'em do it, then we'll be rid of them next year. Mr. Obama......Don't cave in to these criminals!

Here we are in a world full of strangeness
List'ning to the lies;
now their lies can't deceive us

Well, we will not vote if you don't do what we want you to
The GOP is bluffing you
You can't cave this way!

We're blamin' it all....on the Republican Beltway
Passin' them tax cuts
Givin' them "straight to the rich" cuts
Blamin' it all....on the Republican Beltway
Watchin' them greedy clowns
As they bring the country down

Now, in my place, there'll be so many others
In the welfare line...
How will they plan to feed us?

Well, we will not vote if you don't do what we want you to
The GOP is bluffing you
You can't cave this way!

We're blamin' it all....on the Republican Beltway
Passin' them tax cuts
Givin' them "straight to the rich" cuts
Blamin' it all....on the Republican Beltway
Watchin' them greedy clowns
As they bring the country down

I will fight ...even if they take my Medicare
I will fight ...even if they take my "lifeline"
Somehow it don't seem right....You always cave without a fight
Make it like in '94.....
Please don't let them take my lifetime, take my lifeline

We're blamin' it all....on the Republican Beltway
Passin' them tax cuts
Givin' them "straight to the rich" cuts
Blamin' it all....on the Republican Beltway
Watchin' them greedy clowns
As they bring the country down

Blamin' it all
On the Republican Beltway
Watchin' them greedy clowns
As they bring the country down

Blamin' it all
On the Republican Beltway
Watchin' them greedy clowns
As they bring the country down

Just blamin' it all....on the Republican Beltway
Passin' them tax cuts
Givin' them "straight to the rich" cuts

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Rob Arndt - July 08, 2011 - Report this comment

Obama is not some untouchable innocent. His stimulus money went nowhere, he's failed to get the economy back in track and is adding to the poor recovery, and he also wants to hit Social Security, Medicare, the education system, and pass higher tax laws. As a REP we hate higher taxes, but w/o the income flowing from so many job losses and home losses, every level of government is in jeopardy. This recession was never over. All Obama and the DEMs have done is label it a slow recovery. But everyone I know is in recession headed towards depression. HOW long can Obama blame the REPs and NOT take responsibility for his OWN actions and those of his party? We are 3 years in. Obama wants to take credit for a Novel Prize and Osama killed (which was never even showed). So, he shopuld take credit for his poor approval ratings and handling of the economy- 67% of ALL Americans agree that he's failed, so that covers REPs and DEMs alike. Stop whining if you feel so confidently about him and his assured 2012 victory. Something tells me it will be all about the economy in 2012 and Obama will be just as accountable as former President GWB. REPs aren't gonna let-up and BTW giving tax breaks to the rich doesn't bother me at all- THEY are the ones that create millions of jobs, not mom and pop stores!!! I also rate this 555 b/c REPs can laugh at their own party and the insults of others. We aren't as fragile as liberal, Big Govt DEMs ;-D

Old Man Ribber - July 08, 2011 - Report this comment

Jeff - You know how I feel, so I'll just offer this: Say what you will, but say it in time, in rhyme, and with style. ;D

Freedom Lover - July 09, 2011 - Report this comment

republicans giving handouts to the rich? odumba is the ultimate big business bail out thief. how bout getting those troops home by aug 2010? oh, instead he started a war for oil in lybia. how bout lower unemployment ? oh, it keeps going up. republican tax cuts? you're welcome to pay in more since you feel the need. when will liberals be honest and call a spade a spade? never.

Jeff in Richmond - July 09, 2011 - Report this comment

How long after the GOP wins do we have to start goose-stepping and saying "Heil Romney"? Is the new flag going to have green and white stripes with 50 dollar signs on a "red" background? Will they put me in jail for anti-GOP posters on my van?

Richmond get a clue - July 10, 2011 - Report this comment

Here's some answers to Jefftard's typical libtard rhetoric. "Nazi" references are a sign of severe unoriginal thought. Actually, under Democratic rule, which is borrow money from the Chinese until they own us, a course in the chinese language will be perfunctory instead of goose-stepping. The flag will be the chinese flag. As for your van, if it had anti-DEM posters it would be de-faced and vandalized. That's how your people roll. Conservatives believes in free speech, political corectness be damned. Keep posting parodies Jefftard, we love a good display of ignorant cliche-ridden drivel.

Mr. Cool - July 10, 2011 - Report this comment

Children, children! get a clue: save the epithets for public figures, no need to slander site contributors.

Old Man Ribber - July 11, 2011 - Report this comment

Cool - Precisely! ;D

Jeff in Richmond - July 12, 2011 - Report this comment

If conservatives believe in free speech, why is Gabrielle Giffords recovering from a gunshot head wound and Dr. George Tiller dead?? W Those weren't liberals shooting them guns. Why did Rand Paul's aide stomp that woman last year? Why did the fat cop in VA sit on the guy at Cantor's gathering at Starbucks? (These are all on YouTube) You only believe in free speech as long as we agree with you! And that is how Hitler ran Germany.

A mind is a terrible thing... - July 15, 2011 - Report this comment

Poor pitiful sap, he's unknowingly the poster child for the lack of the American school system to teach critical thinking. Just teach rote memorization and test taking skills. Information is like jigsaw pieces, critical thinking puts those pieces together to form the big picture. Some people prefer shoving those pieces up their nose. Oh well, we'll need those people at some point in the future to do menial tasks for our Chinese overlords.

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