When I'm up late and work doubles
I need something with caffeine
Open the kitchen fridge, bottle's green

When I'm on a road trip
and I need a jolt, or two, or three
sprite just cannot do it, Need caffeine

Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew
Red Bull tastes like Doo Doo
So I'll stick to Pepsi's Mountain Dew

although it may not have that much flavor
At least it don't taste like pee
Can't stand Vault or Monster, They're nasty

So when you need to study, catch up
or just watch west coast hockey
There's a liquid for you, you will see

Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew
It comes in cherry too
Yeah, When you've gotta stay up Mountain Dew

Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew
I wrote this song for you
Thank you for the late nights, Mountain Dew

Night Audit, Police too
late night staff at the zoo
You can sing it with me Mountain Dew

Have a glass, maybe two
drink it 'til you aren't blue
Just stay near the restroom, Mountain Dew

If it get to room temp'rature
It gets flat fast so best pour it out
Drink it faster this time, and don't pout

Someone said drink Mellow Yellow
That stuff most places don't carry
It don't taste must different, but for me. . .

Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew
Yeah When I'm feeling too pooped
Grabbed a glass of ice cold, Mountain Dew

Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew
I'm all out, guess I'm screwed
Guess I'll go to bed now, see you soon