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Song Parodies -> "Hellions' Trampoline"

Original Song Title:

"Yellow Submarine"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Hellions' Trampoline"

Parody Written by:

Nib Oswald

The Lyrics

In response to Lord of the Flies, where kids left to their own devices end up being corrupted by their innate instincts of violence, here I depict a playground game
where punji sticks are set up around a trampoline.
In playgrounds where there is lawn,
Kiddies love impaled bodies.
So unfold us lots of strife.
With a grand old trampoline.

Stick some rails upright for fun.
The playground a spiky scene.
Then we kids begin to rave.
On our hellions' trampoline.

Pre-mauled kids on our hellions' trampoline.
Elders say 'obscene!' Hellions' trampoline.
Pre-mauled kids on our hellions' trampoline.
Zealous tramp of pain. Hellions' trampoline.

As our friends go overboard,
Many roars of maimed kids; flecked gore.
As the sandpit claims its prey.

Pre-mauled kids on our hellions' trampoline.
Fellow toddlers scream. Hellions' trampoline.
Pre-mauled kids on our hellions' trampoline.
Swallowed by the scheme. Hellions' trampoline.

This game claims young lives in threes.
We have fun and jump as more kids bleed.
Cries accrue from skewered teens.
We're rebels, kamikazes!

Pre-mauled kids on our hellions' trampoline.
Jealous of our team? Hellions' trampoline.
Pre-mauled kids on our hellions' trampoline.
Callous and extreme. Hellions' trampoline.

Pre-mauled kids on our hellions' trampoline.
Spill our blood in streams. Hellions' trampoline.
Pre-mauled kids on our hellions' trampoline.
Killing off your genes. Hellions' trampoline.
Sort of like dodgeball in a way.
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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.6
Total Votes: 20

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Johnny D - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody launches itself into outer space, swiftly blasts out of the realm of good taste, flies at warp speed through the nebula of sick twisted grossness, approaches the speed of blight, and then the curvature of the Good-Taste-Continuum wraps the parody back around on itself and it achieves a BREAKTHROUGH INTO TRANS-WARPED-MINDED HILARITY!!! 5-5-5 !!!
Dee Range - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Jake. you're a sick basturd, which is why we love you. Keep on ralphin' 555
EmiLoca - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I cannot believe this doesn't have more votes, you disgusting prat. Keep up the good work - this is tops, but ARGH, you now top me in parodies! Revenge will be mine! 5's.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
!ah ah ah ah ooM Technically I overtook you a while back, seeing that 'Luke Yourself' and 'A Coon in the Gutter' weren't on the list. Thanks for your comments!!!
EmiLoca - September 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, you aren't counting my two...er...hidden parodies either...uh... *tanties*
True Brilliance - September 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Do...uh...what now?
Adagio - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM paces well
Guy - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM - I missed this one unlike the kids that went overboard on the tramp. Extreme trampoline - what a concept. I've votin' fives.
Phil Alexander - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Holy cow...
Rick D - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Holy kids....
Arwen - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM--whoa! Yowza...=) 545
Spaff.com - October 10, 2004 - Report this comment
"Pre-mauled kids." Heh heh. I like your postscript too. You should get an award for this. Or counseling.
Agrimorfee - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
(sotm) You sick puppy. 455:)
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
RICK: LOL! (It's funny cuz the kids are full of holes.) Thanks Arwen, Spaff and Agrimorfee! SPAFF: 'You should get in a ward for this'. ;)
Claude Prez - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
They should set one of these up in every playground to weed out the dummies that drag down the test scores. Anyway, well done. The clever rhymes and varied choruses made it loads o' fun.
John Jenkins - October 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Clever vocabulary and rhyming. Creative, perverted, and amusing topic.
Melhi - October 17, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM -- sounds like a good game/challenge for one of the reality shows to try! It would certainly make Survivor live up to its name, for a change! :D Good job, Luke.
martha - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
very clever rhyming.... but very weird subject!
Johnny D - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above!
Peregrin - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Luke/Jake, that is one disturbingly bizarre parody! I liked it. What were you ON when you wrote it, I think I might try some, huh?
Meriadoc - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Makes me think of that Monty Python skit where the engineer is designing the apt. building wit the revolving knives... :-D
2nz - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Clever, I didn't know trampoline-ing counted as a contact sport.
dan - January 08, 2006 - Report this comment
This is just stupid!

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