VERSE 1
I was sleeping soundly in my bedroom
With the aid of some CD
Dreaming dreams of sleeping
Silly me

VERSE 2
I woke up to my darling husband
Freshly shaved to surprise me
Took all of his beard off
So I'd see

CHORUS:
See, he'd thought
It'd be fun
That I'd be pleased
When he was done
Never thought that I would
Disagree.

VERSE 3
So he knelt upon the blankets
With his new facial design
He put his face an inch or two
From mine

VERSE 4
Well, I woke up
and I thought it was
a prowler there in front of me
So I started screaming
"Please help me!"

CHORUS
I was so very mad
Could have really hurt him bad
It took a while to realize
It was he.


VERSE 5
He covered up his face as I
Smacked him all around the place
Screaming as I hit him,
"It's just me!"


VERSE 6
So husbands, when you change appearance
Remember just to let us know
So we don't get frightened
With your show.

CHORUS:
"It's just me! Hon, it's me!"
I can hear him so clearly -
I beat him as he hollered
"It's just me!"