It's a thing that makes my knees a-wobble, want it far away from me
Someone kill that blasted centipede
The body has too many segments, would give anyone the creeps
Go away, you bastard centipede

Centipede, centipede, a centipede, centipede
So damn far from wanted, centipede

I'd throw a shoe right at it but it wouldn't do a thing, you see
No, it's not an armoured centipede
It's all because of panic that I can't aim my goddamn Nikes
Freaky-looking bastard centipede

Centipede, centipede, a centipede, centipede
I don't know how to stop it, centipede
Centipede, centipede, a centipede, centipede
Burn house down to quash it, centipede

Centipede, centipede, a centipede, yeah, centipede
Bring my house down to squash it, centipede, ooh-ooh

When I see one around me, that is when my poor bowels fail on me
Need spare pants to borrow, centipede
I realise I've left no clues in to the real threat here for me
'Cause it is a human centipede, yeah

Centipede, centipede, centipede, yeah, centipede
Now you see my real problem, centipede
Centipede, centipede, centipede, yeah, centipede
You poor unlucky bastards, centipede
Centipede, centipede, a centipede, yeah, centipede
Someone kill that human centipede