I came home from work one night, was lookin' for clothes to wear
I then asked my wife, why I have no underwear
"Hey, honey, can you tell me where I just might find some socks?"
She just frowned and shook her head, said "No!", that really sucks


Chorus:
Do a load of laundry, do a load or three;
Do a load of laundry, and (and) (and) don't forget to add the bleach

I picked up the bag, I went downstairs to the laundry room
When I saw Javex and Ultra Tide I could sense the doom
I said, "Hey, Javex is for unbleachables"
That's good, I need to clean my unmentionables

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The whites, the colors, I think they're all mixed up
I'll just add soap, and I think I'll need more than one cup
I asked my wife, what about fabric softener?
She said, "It just makes me itchy", so then I'll just keep softener off of her

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The spin cycle dazzled me, as my boxers spun around
And when the load was finished, the washer made a beeping sound
So I put them in the dryer, and I threw a bounce sheet in
Gonna smell so april fresh, don't worry "bout static cling

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Make a clean clothes pile now, make sure they're folded fine
The bag is still pretty full, this is taking too much time
I'll finish it tomorrow, there's way too much to do
The lint trap is full of crap, and I lost a sock or two