I saw it lying there by the cooking machine
I knew it must of been the best i'd ever seen
The smell was going strong
An' I soon burst into song
An' I could tll it would n't be long
Till it was eaten, eaten, chewin'

I love sausage roll
So put it in the oven cooker box, baby
I love sausage roll
So come and make another batch for me

I smiled and picked it up and went to claim
This is better than bread
Cause breads all the same

Down my throat it was thrown
As i let out a groan

Next minute it was gone
Altough its cold, its cold

I would n't of withdrawn
Tasted like mould, like mould, spewin'

I love sausage roll
Tasted like it was meat from a fox, baby
I like sausage roll
Don't make another batch for me

It was overthrown, the leftovers were blown

From my body they were gone
That taste was far too strong
Yeah for me, booing

I hate sausage roll
They taste worse than an old pair of socks, baby
I hate sausage roll
Don't even think about making a batch for me