Q*Bert, why are you swearing just like a sailor
Q*Bert, why don't you jump higher
Q*Bert, why are you swearing just like a sailor
Q*Bert, you look 50 pounds lighter

One day yeah, the colors that change blue to red when you jump
One day, if you jump much higher
One day yeah, You change from the 1st block to the last one
One day, when you jump much higher

Q*Bert, your enemies just want to harm you
Q*Bert, just jump to get out
Q*Bert, there's a disk on one side of the board
Q*Bert, jump to take it higher

One day yeah, you're gonna defeat just the wrong way and Ugh!
One day, hey hey hey hey
One day yeah, the dreaded red ball just ain't gonna work
One day, you will jump much lighter

!!@&!%^!&, !%&!%&!^
!!@&@%@&, &!&@&!@&*

One day yeah, Columbia Pictures will own you now
One day, you'll make the list much higher
One day yeah, Gottlieb was the company when you had fun
One day, you just jump much higher

Q*Bert, You're just a big guy with a garden hose
Q*Bert, no hands to jump higher
Q*Bert, you sound just like a fake martian
Q*Bert, change 'em all to jump higher, right now
right now, right now