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Song Parodies -> "Stand By Your Mayon-naise"
Original Song Title:
"Stand By Your Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Tammy Wynette
Parody Song Title:
"Stand By Your Mayon-naise"
Parody Written by:
Reid Mullins
The Lyrics
Just in time for holiday meals!
Sometimes it's hard to cook Thanksgiving
Givin' all your love to just one meal
You'll have a bad time so he'll have a good time
Gulpin' down those taters you had to peel
But if you love him, you'll protect him
When he comes back for that half-time snack
Keep all your leftovers adequately warmed-over
Fight salmonella if you can!
Stand By Your Mayonnaise
Keep it refrigerated
Heat up that bird you basted
So it won't hurt his tummy
Stand by your ham
Don't let it sit out too long
Keep ptomaine from your Honey Glazed
Stand By Your Mayon-naise!
Givin' all your love to just one meal
You'll have a bad time so he'll have a good time
Gulpin' down those taters you had to peel
But if you love him, you'll protect him
When he comes back for that half-time snack
Keep all your leftovers adequately warmed-over
Fight salmonella if you can!
Stand By Your Mayonnaise
Keep it refrigerated
Heat up that bird you basted
So it won't hurt his tummy
Stand by your ham
Don't let it sit out too long
Keep ptomaine from your Honey Glazed
Stand By Your Mayon-naise!
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Altho' I know, (and, I'm sure you know) you have to stretch the pacing quite a bit, to make, "man" fit "mayonnaise"...this is a pretty funny idea, and well done.
A fifteen point spread for you... 5-5-5
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