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Song Parodies -> "P-A-T-R-I-O-T A-C-T"
Original Song Title:
"D-I-V-O-R-C-E"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Tammy Wynette
Parody Song Title:
"P-A-T-R-I-O-T A-C-T"
Parody Written by:
Michael McVey
The Lyrics
If you're dead, remember that in Chicago you vote for the Democrats, and in Missouri they vote for you. Otherwise, Ashcroft would be just another Senator....
The Bush Administration is three years old and snoops on our business
So we spell all out the words we don't want them to guess
Like civil U-N-I-O-N and P-E-A-C-E
But the words we're hiding from them now
Are a bit more inflammatory!
The P-A-T-R-I-O-T A-C-T passed Congress today
And T-O-M R-I-D-G-E monitors what you say
Watch what you check out at the L-I-B-R-A-R-Y
Or you'll have A-S-H-C-R-O-F-T asking why!
Watch W smile, he thinks it's the end
Of the 4th Amendment
He thinks free S-P-double-E-C-H spells terrorist
I spell out all the fightin' words
And turn my head when I speak
'Cause I don't wanna go to Guatanamo Bay
I don't have that much cheek.
The P-A-T-R-I-O-T A-C-T passed Congress today
And T-O-M R-I-D-G-E monitors what you say
Watch what you check out at the L-I-B-R-A-R-Y
Oh, I wish that we could stop A-S-H-C-R-O-F-T!
So we spell all out the words we don't want them to guess
Like civil U-N-I-O-N and P-E-A-C-E
But the words we're hiding from them now
Are a bit more inflammatory!
The P-A-T-R-I-O-T A-C-T passed Congress today
And T-O-M R-I-D-G-E monitors what you say
Watch what you check out at the L-I-B-R-A-R-Y
Or you'll have A-S-H-C-R-O-F-T asking why!
Watch W smile, he thinks it's the end
Of the 4th Amendment
He thinks free S-P-double-E-C-H spells terrorist
I spell out all the fightin' words
And turn my head when I speak
'Cause I don't wanna go to Guatanamo Bay
I don't have that much cheek.
The P-A-T-R-I-O-T A-C-T passed Congress today
And T-O-M R-I-D-G-E monitors what you say
Watch what you check out at the L-I-B-R-A-R-Y
Oh, I wish that we could stop A-S-H-C-R-O-F-T!
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