Ay, ay, ay-yi-yi

It's crazy how I'll play
I don't care what my friends are 'bout to say, ah, ah-ah
What my friends all say aren't lies
But I will complete this dumb Ditto run of mine

Ooh, already done these games on repeat
The Pokémon master who's made so many strong teams, oh yeah-eah
So I've decided: this time 'round
It's a one-mon challenge and I know where to start now, I don't mean Pallet Town

It's crazy how I'll try
A starter that's not water, grass or fire, ha, ha-ah
Breath of fresh air would feel nice
So I must complete this dumb Ditto run of mine

Ooh, sure, I'll have to learn 'bout modding tools
Least I know I'm not the first one to try this, I'm not a fool, oh, no
Well, yes, I'm still kind of one, fine
Forcing my trainer to have no advantage on types

Ooh, hey, buddy, leave me be
I need to shake things up here finally, ha, ha-ah
Sick of steamrolling, this time
I want to complete this dumb Ditto run of mine

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, buddy
Ooh, buddy, la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Ah, know it's crazy
Know it's crazy, la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay-i-i-i
Beat the whole game with a Ditto
Beat ev'ry game with a Ditto, ay-i-i-i
Sounds daffy, so daffy, real daffy, ay-i-i-i
Worthless mon