*intro music*
There are worse things I could do
Than f*ck up a grade or two
Even though it's just this time
my transcript's trashy and no good
I suppose it could be true,
But there are worse things I could do

I could ditch class all the time
Mess around with boys all night,
Dance around without my pants
Make out at sadie's dance
Then go home and sleep it through
That's some sh*t I'd never do

I could stay home every night
Study till dawn to get it right
Take cold showers everyday
To wash my tears away
On a dream that won't come true

College seems so lame to me
But in order to succeed
I won't cheat and I won't lie
But I'll work hard and will try

A fact I'll bet you never knew
Community college ain't real new
It ain't the worst thing I could do.