Very stooped position—surprised you don’t fall.
Very stooped postion—looks like Pisa’s wall.
Thirteen degrees listing—head extends past ass.
Seven cervicals look just like a forward pass.

When you be leaned, listing, I just don’t understand
How you’re upright.
Stooped position. . .up you stay?

Very stooped position—watch out or your hands
Will be hobnail trod on. . .and maybe your gland.
Feet as well as face seem to meet before long.
Look like a concave C. . .back must be strong.

When you be leaned, listing, knuckle-dragging your hand—
You are a fright.
Stooped position. . .up you stay?

Very stooped position—nothing more to sway.
Very stooped position—can’t bend the other way?!
Thirteen degrees tilting—head extends past ass.
Seven cervicals look just like a forward pass.

When you be leaned, listing, parellel to the land.
That isn’t right.
Stooped position's not OK!