(As sung by a bewildered Stevie Wonder)

First time in my life that a big shot waved to me!
His mind must not be strong.
Mistake that Bush made,
Why, he even smiled at me.
Then somehow realized he was wrong.

First time someone touched what my heart always dreamed of.
Thank you, W.
A dumb one like you could ever dream of fakin,' when you're not true.

For once in my life,
I won't let laughter stop me.
Never laughed this hard before.
This dunce gave me something to show that won't hurt me.
This never happened before.

First time I can say,
"I am fine, I can take it."
Long as I know you're the Shrub, you can't fake it.
First time in my life, I've met a dunce who waved at me.
Mmm... hmmm... hm...

(instrumental break)

This dunce, I must say:
Not up to snuff, he can't fake it.
Long as I know he's the Shrub, he can't make it.
First time in my life, I've met a dunce who waved at me.

See what he does...
I've me a dunced who waves at me.
He told me he's mournin' and he pleaded with me...