This is a tale of 2 men tryin 2 be president
Both believe they are going to make a difference
The voters are left to chance
Having to put up with this 4-year song and dance
But I'll be voting democratic always

We all think GW is a doofus
We seem to think the man has no brain
About the poor, he don't give a damn
He thinks Social Security's a fed Program
And I'll be voting Democratic always

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Until Al Gore's Math is as fuzzy as Barb Bush's Hair (always)
Until GW gets a clue that his bro helped put him there
Until Palm Beach County tallies up the votes they get from overseas
Until Tipper Gore Rates Eminem PG
Until Al Gore has no beef with the NRA

GW's brother is the gov of a key state
They made sure the 25 votes swung his way
And just for added support,
They dragged in 2 supreme courts,
But I'll be voting Democratic Always

We all know, since GW won, there is trouble
He'll make peeps move to another country or foreign state
The times were truly great
When Clinton was head of these United States,
So I'll be voting Democratic Always

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We all know, since Bush won there will be BS
That makes you want to slap his #$@!^% face
His father was really inept as president,
And we wonder if this jackass has common sense
We can smell that a recession is coming up
And that means bye-bye-bye-bye-bye surplus

Aaaaah! (Chorus)