[Verse 1: Bert]
Well, I've been playing real hard,
And I'm trying to play some ball,
But I get jumped on by Ernie everyday.
I've gotta catch a foul ball, cause I know that I'm tall,
I got to be the best baseball player, I bet.

[Verse 2: Bert]
Well, I'm getting some hot dogs,
And I don't find many frogs,
Like Leap who is a hot dog vendor,
And I know that's it's true that all the baseballs that I threw,
Would come back at me like the blender.

[Chorus: Bert]
You just threw rocks at me, Ernie!
You threw a rock at me, Ernie!
You threw a rock at me, Ernie!
You threw a rock at me, Ernie!

[Verse 3: Bert]
I had to run all the way to Richmond,
All the way where the fish land,
Find a hotel, and a room to sleep in.
And when I wake up, getting breakfast,
I get orange juice and oatmeal,
And I get to play baseball again,

[Chorus: Bert]
But now the rocks are thrown by Ernie,
They're throwing rocks, so is Ernie,
They threw some rocks, and so does Ernie,
And they're throwing rocks at me, Ernie!
Ernie, Ernie, Ernie!

[Bridge: Ernie, Bert and The Rest]
We're throwing rocks,
Rocks at you, Bernie,
Stop throwing rocks at,
Rocks at me, Ernie!
No, no, no no nooo,
Whyyyy?

[Verse 4: Bert]
Now I just get a hot dog,
From that guy from LeapFrog,
Cause he's also a hot dog vendor.
And I know that it's true cause all the baseballs I threw,
Are gonna come back to you like rocks at the blender.

[Verse 3: Bert]
I have been on my way to Richmond,
All the way where the fish land,
Find a hotel, and a room to sleep in,
And when I wake up, getting breakfast,
I get orange juice and oatmeal,
So I can get ready for baseball again.

[Chorus: Bert]
Stop throwing rocks at me, Ernie!
Stop throwing rocks at me, Ernie!
Stop throwing rocks at me, Ernie!
Stop throwing rocks at me,
Rocks at me, rocks at,
Ernie, Ernie, Ernie!
Don't throw rocks at me, Ernie!
Stop throwing rocks at me, Ernie!
Stop throwing rocks at me, Ernie!
Stop throwing rocks at me, rocks at me,
Rocks at, Ernie, Ernie, Ernie.
Don't throw rocks at me, Ernie...