People keeps on duckin', duckin', duckin'
Into some shelter
They keep on messin', messin', messin'
Up their newly-washed cars

I want to fly like an seagull
Over cars
Then, like an seagull
Mess them while people sit in bars
I want to act like an seagull
That's just me
Oh, Lord, on the washed windshield

Mess the Lexus
That was just washed down the street
Mess the caravan
That the owner paid to clean
Annoy the people
Parkin' in the street
Oh, oh, that is pollution

I want people to fear the seagulls
From the sea
Oh no, it's a seagull
What's he got against me?
I want to protect my car from seagulls
When it's clean
Make it hit the brand new Hummer

People keep on shootin', shootin', shootin'
Rifles right at us
They keep on scrubbin', scrubbin', scrubbin'
The cars that I hit
We keep on messin', messin', messin'
Up people's whole lives
I keep on readin', readin', readin'
Jonathon Livingston Seagull

I want to search like a seagull
For fish heads
We, the common seagull
Are well-known to be a dread
I want to live like a seagull
Till I'm free
Fly through the shiny parking lot

People keep on swattin', swattin', swattin'
At us when we're near
We'll keep on livin', livin', livin'
Amongst some garbage