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Song Parodies -> "Boat in Water"
Original Song Title:
"Bodhisattva"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Steely Dan
Parody Song Title:
"Boat in Water"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Boat in water,
Wooden and sailed miles from land.
Boat in water,
Wouldn't find no golden sands.
Not showboaty,
Tiny fragile sampan,
Far from ocean liner,
And this boat leaks,
Boat in water.
Boat in water,
Here is a seashell that I found.
Boat in water,
Here comes a swell; we're goin' down.
There's no beach here,
Oh shite! We'll get damp, an'
Gargle in the briner.
Now we've breached here.
Underwater.
Wooden and sailed miles from land.
Boat in water,
Wouldn't find no golden sands.
Not showboaty,
Tiny fragile sampan,
Far from ocean liner,
And this boat leaks,
Boat in water.
Boat in water,
Here is a seashell that I found.
Boat in water,
Here comes a swell; we're goin' down.
There's no beach here,
Oh shite! We'll get damp, an'
Gargle in the briner.
Now we've breached here.
Underwater.
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Barry +16
Pacholek +5
THE GRAND TOTALS SO FAR =
5. 641 John A. Barry
. 6. 637 Michael Pacholek
GO FOR IT, YOU WILD MEN, GO FOR IT !! YEEEEEE-HAW !! ;-)
Pacholek +5
THE GRAND TOTALS SO FAR =
5. 641 John A. Barry
. 6. 637 Michael Pacholek
GO FOR IT, YOU WILD MEN, GO FOR IT !! YEEEEEE-HAW !! ;-)
JD, thanks for all the votes; your running commentary very funny, but short-lived. Michael, I'll enjoy my day in the 5 slot before you vault ahead again.
Very funny one to read. 555
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