That stuff that’s leaking has a name:
Its eponym: guy who is a chump.
Savage defined his name as what runs from the rump
And might emerge after a fart.

Ricky, gross ooze from bummer,
It has been named after yourself.
It’s something someone might fetch in a felch.
Ricky, gross ooze from bummer
Is a name that you now own.
Your name’s something thicker than Welch’s
Juice from grapes grown.

It has gained some renown—your Christian name
Ain’t the one that we have come to know.
Surname signifies what behind can bestow
After it has held a male part.

Ricky, gross ooze from bum spurt,
It has been named after yourself.
It’s something someone might fetch in a felch.
Ricky, gross ooze from bum spurt
Is a name that you now own.
It means something thicker than Welch’s
Juice from grapes grown.

He’ll tell himself he’s not the kind
Who will take it up the behind.
But what meaning ’s the name impart?

Ricky, gross ooze from bum squirt,
It has been named after yourself.
It’s something someone might fetch in a felch.
Ricky, gross ooze from bum squirt
Is a name that you now own.
After Iowa, there’ll be squelching,
And you’ll go home.

Ricky, you’ll lose; front runner
Mitty will face the Muslim.