In the morning, you are fryin'
Eggs and bacon just like Mom made
And you gamely keep on tryin'
Till your stove looks like a bomb raid

Now the pancakes are all flamin'
As you cook them till they're black
It's too early for some Ramen
So you haul your ass to Jack, yeah

You go back, Jack, Jack in the Box
Wheels keep on turnin' in
You go back, Jack, Jack in the Box

Now you're in there cookin' dinner
From a recipe you found
But you'll end up gettin' thinner
If you try to choke it down

So you make a sliced cheese sandwich
With a dash of Grey Poupon
But the first bite brings you anguish
Cause you left the wrapper on, yeah

You go back, Jack, order again
So glad you found the clown
You go back, Jack, order again

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Now it's suppertime you're cookin'
And you swear it won't go south
But the seafood isn't lookin'
Like you want it in your mouth

Well, the sauce is thin and runny
So you grab a spoon and beat it
But the shrimp smells kind of funny
And your dog won't even eat it, yeah

You go back, Jack, Jack in the Box
Bowels churnin' up and down
You go back, Jack, Jack in the Box