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Song Parodies -> "Strictly, I Choose To Rhumba"
Original Song Title:
"Rikki, Don't Lose That Number"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Steely Dan
Parody Song Title:
"Strictly, I Choose To Rhumba"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
i hear you jeering...that's OK
i've having just a wild time...its so much fun
i guess you've never tried yourself...you've spurned it, hon
but as for me, i think its smart
strictly, i choose to rhumba
who will try at all ?...nobody else
slinking off to that rhythm by myself
strictly, i choose to rhumba
its the only step i've known
its confusing to folks i've met here
they stare and groan
no one will dance around...they think its lame
they ain't up for trying...they can't let go
they will just deride, all those dames...they don't know
this dance would tear their world apart
strictly, i choose to rhumba
who will try at all ?...nobody else
slinking off to that rhythm by myself
strictly, i choose to rhumba
its the only step i've known
its confusing to folks i've met here
they stare and groan
you tell yourself its unrefined
you'd rather do some different kind
but when i hear that beat, i dart
strictly, i choose to rhumba
who will try at all ?...nobody else
slinking off to that rhythm by myself
strictly, i choose to rhumba
its the only step i've known
its confusing to folks i've met here
they stare and groan
strictly, i choose to rhumba
strictly, i choose to rhumba
strictly, i choose to rhumba
i've having just a wild time...its so much fun
i guess you've never tried yourself...you've spurned it, hon
but as for me, i think its smart
strictly, i choose to rhumba
who will try at all ?...nobody else
slinking off to that rhythm by myself
strictly, i choose to rhumba
its the only step i've known
its confusing to folks i've met here
they stare and groan
no one will dance around...they think its lame
they ain't up for trying...they can't let go
they will just deride, all those dames...they don't know
this dance would tear their world apart
strictly, i choose to rhumba
who will try at all ?...nobody else
slinking off to that rhythm by myself
strictly, i choose to rhumba
its the only step i've known
its confusing to folks i've met here
they stare and groan
you tell yourself its unrefined
you'd rather do some different kind
but when i hear that beat, i dart
strictly, i choose to rhumba
who will try at all ?...nobody else
slinking off to that rhythm by myself
strictly, i choose to rhumba
its the only step i've known
its confusing to folks i've met here
they stare and groan
strictly, i choose to rhumba
strictly, i choose to rhumba
strictly, i choose to rhumba
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Funny work alvin! Particularly liked "they stare and groan", heh heh
ah, I can't resist a clever funny title sub - great work al - 555
Best Title Sub of The Month.
thanks peregrin, stuart and agri
Sir Alvin, reminds me of the "Limbo Rock" . . . as done by David Madison of ~MoonLighting~!
thanks zen and lilRhumbaCakes
Top job here, not familiar with O.S. does it refer to the Lucy and Ricky show?
thanks AFW...not specifically, but it COULD
You had me at the title! This was great!
thanks mason...glad ya enjoyed
Shall we be seeing you on Dancing with the Stars? :-)
thanks merry...i can outdance cloris
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