Is she travelling back to Brussels to appeal?
Is she running down the clock to force her deal?
Has she left a red tape nightmare?
Is her name Theresa May?
Do the front bench keep her hopes up for a day?

So here it is merry Brexit
Not one person's having fun,
Look to no future now
It's only just begun.

Were you waiting for the tax breaks to arrive?
Did you think we’ve not the room to spare inside?
Does your granny always tell ya that the Blitz days were the best?
When she’s reaping the perks of the NHS.

So here it is merry Brexit
Not one person's having fun,
Look to no future now
It's only just begun.

What would the result be if they held a second referendum?
Aha, ah!

Are you living on month-old roadkill and straw?
As the coalition brings in martial law?
Was your vote decision influenced by a poster Ukip made?
When all change is far much worse, then you've been played.

So here it is merry Brexit
Nigel Farage hit and run,
Look to no future now
It's only just begun.

So here it is merry Brexit
The net positives are none,
Look to the future now
It's only just begun.

So here it is merry Brexit
All have lost and no-one won (It’s Brexiiiit!)
Look towards a new Hell
It's only just begun.