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Song Parodies -> "So Long, Pants So Tight"

Original Song Title:

"So Long, Frank Lloyd Wright"

Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkle

Parody Song Title:

"So Long, Pants So Tight"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

So long, pants so tight
I can't believe I got this big so soon
Blew up like a balloon
So soon, so soon

I've burst out of pants so tight
I can't believe the seams held out so long
I knew the size was wrong
Not strong, not strong

Larger clothes will come as
I continue growing
Pretty soon I'll block the view
I'm a huge guy
My waistline is an eighty-two

So long, pants so tight
I wish I could just go out in a thong
But somehow that seems wrong
No thong
Seems wrong

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Rick C - September 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done, Rick,, on an OS with not much to work with....555
PMS - September 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Well bust my britches if that ain't a good song!
Spaff.com - September 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Parodists may come and parodists may go and never change your point of view. When I run dry, I count on funny stuff from you.

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