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Song Parodies -> "Fish Poopy"

Original Song Title:

"Feelin' Groovy"

Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Fish Poopy"

Parody Written by:

Leo Jay

The Lyrics

For the only people that matter...
I know I can't be crass,
So I'll just say that you're a 'bass turd'
I'll use a homophone
That makes you sound like you're fish poopy

(ka-ka-ka, ka-ka, ka-ka... you're fish poopy)

Hello, bass turd (homophonin')
Last night, a Stiller flick was showin'
Mother Focker on TV!
'Meet the Fockers' sure was kooky!

(Ma-ma-ma, Mo-ther Fock-er... what a cutie!)

I've got no 'pee' or 'doo', no 'fisting' up my sleeve
(Though they're quite acceptable, I do believe...)
But I must call you 'bass turd' or banned I will be
Though I love you... you're fish poopy

(Ba-ba-ba, bass-turd, bass-turd... you're fish poopy)
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Arwen - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Love it, Leo...=) But you knew that I would.
John Barry - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Go, Leo, Hope to join you soon in a figures-of-speech marathon.
Stuart McArthur - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
very good point
alvin rhodes - April 02, 2005 - Report this comment
poopy ! ...5s
Dee Range - April 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Very clever, and funny. Great job
Ashkicksass - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Holy Schitte! I can't believe I missed this. And I'm equally annoyed that you didn't email me about it. Bass Turd!

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