Song Parodies -> "The Wuss"

Original Song Title:

"Venus"

Original Performer:

"The Wuss"

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The Lyrics

"Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future." - Mensa Invitational winner

He professed he would maintain that sop,
But burning was his very shame
'Cause something of a 'fraidy he was
And "The Wuss" was his name.

He's not it, Yeah baby he's not it.
Well, he's a big wuss, he's our ire, he should retire
Well, he's a big wuss, got no fire, he should retire.

His bozone layer tried to look wise
Making every scam a plan
Back from the fight he was
Snot tried to look all bad.

"I got 'em. Yeah baby I got 'em."
But, he's the big wuss, he's our ire, he should retire
Well, he's a big wuss, got no fire, he should retire.

He's not it, Yeah baby he's not it.
Well, he's a big wuss, got no fire, he should retire
Well, he's a big wuss, got no fire, he should retire.

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Johnny D - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment

"Bozone"---Ha! I love it! Hey, doesn't the Bozone-Layer prevent Ultra-Brilliant-Idea-Rays from penetrating?

Adagio - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment

Hee! Sure does, Johnny. Thanks.

Kristof Robertson - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment

"Bozone" Is hilarious, and this parody is damn fine. 555

Adagio - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment

The introductory comment needs further explaining. The Mensa Society challenged people to just add a letter to an existing word and come up with a new one, with a definition.

Leo Jay - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment

I feel like I'm missing something -- who is this about?

John Barry - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment

Bozone--a good portmanteau word. Good parody too.

Jeff Reuben - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment

Bozone--hilarious, and thanks for the explanation. Good parody!

Adagio - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Kristof, Leo, John B and Jeff.

Leo, it's about nobody in particular, just wusses in general.

Red Ant - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment

555. I have a new Mensa society word for you: " Adagiod " ( verb. ) To make a funny parody as in the style of the person named Adagio. Adagiod ( noun. ) A rare gem or crystalline structure encased in a pentagonal casing, only found on a website known as www.amiright.com. Okay, perhaps not Mensa material, but my IQ is only twelve squared plus the reciprocal of one-ninth minus (two to the fourth power) ( roughly ).

Adagio - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment

Ant...that could have another meaning too.

Rick C - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment

This made me laugh! Well done, Adagio...5s

Adagio - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Rick C.

Red Ant to Adagio - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment

What would that be? That I am lying or qualify for Mensa? The answer is 137 which is true ( varies from 135 to 140 on almost every test I have taken ). Or is it something else of which I'm oblivious? ( which may get me a Darwin Award vs a Mensa Card ). Not trying to show off here as I'm sure no one needs to know my test scores, just leaving a comment ( now 2 ) that related to the parody and some flattery towards you and your parody. :)

Adagio - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks, Ant. :)

Jack Woot - July 08, 2006 - Report this comment

Good night Guys Good site. Thanks a lot. Good bye

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